r/Maliciouscompliance Steal My Lunch? Lose $ THOUSANDS $
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🗓️ 1 July 2023
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to our slash malicious compliance where a lunch thief loses thousands of dollars. |
| 0:06.0 | Our next Reddit post is from my needed tiny llama. I worked for an orthopedic surgeon who |
| 0:11.0 | constantly ate people's lunches and would leave $10 on the fridge. He really loved leftover |
| 0:17.3 | home-cooked meals. I don't get lunches off. I have to work to keep paying your salary so you can |
| 0:22.8 | go buy another lunch, he would say. I hated him so much, but I got paid a lot. He was fresh out of |
| 0:29.7 | his internship and residency and he thought that he was above everyone else. We complained to the |
| 0:35.1 | office manager. She went to the doctor and said that we were all pissed about it. The doctor |
| 0:40.3 | told her to just deal with it. He said that if he decided to eat one of our lunches, we could have |
| 0:45.5 | the office manager just order us something. This was amazing. There were two people besides me who |
| 0:50.8 | had family and kids, so we always brought leftovers. Whenever he ate my food, I ordered from the most |
| 0:57.7 | expensive steak place in town. Apatizers, 22-ounce steak, three sides, a salad, and dessert. I'd |
| 1:05.7 | eat the salad and bring the rest home. And of course, there was always plenty of leftovers to |
| 1:11.2 | take to work the next day. The rest of the staff was doing the same thing. Ordering whole chickens, |
| 1:16.8 | four to five different Chinese dishes, spending hundreds of dollars to replace stolen meatloaf |
| 1:23.2 | sandwiches, and dailed soups and spaghetti. The office manager went along with it. After all, |
| 1:29.1 | the doctor did say that we could order whatever we wanted if he took our lunch. This went on for two |
| 1:34.7 | months until Dickid Dr. caught on. From then on, he had the office manager order him lunch. I did |
| 1:41.9 | miss trading off a cold pork chop and Spanish rice for prime rib with all the fixings. I have to |
| 1:48.8 | wonder if this was less about the doctor liking the food or about the convenience or the speed, |
| 1:54.0 | and it was simply him doing a power trip. It was him stealing your food because he was the boss |
| 1:59.0 | and he could. And you're just a pathetic little nothing nurse or administrator, so who cares about |
| 2:04.9 | what you want? Well, you made him care about what you want because he was paying for it. Our next |
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