Welcome to R-slash, Am I the Butthole, where OP's father-in-law is obsessed with stealing OP's

breast milk? Am I the Butthole for calling my father-in-law a pervert? I have a seven-month-old baby

boy. I'm breastfeeding, but the baby is currently weaning. I'm convinced that my father-in-law

is being weird about my breastfeeding, and not nay, that makes me uncomfortable, sort of way.

I made baby popsicles from my boob milk a few months ago, and my father-in-law put in the group chat

that I'd love to try one of those with heart's eyes emoji. I said, WTF, they're made from breast milk,

and he said that he didn't notice that caption. Today, I baked the baby some muffins. It's a recipe

that called for a half cup of breast milk, so I made them per recipe. My father-in-law came over

unannounced and said, oh yum, someone's been baking. I told him, those muffins are for the baby,

they're just fruit, flour, and breast milk. I have a normal cake that we can have. I then left the

room to wash my hands, came back, and one of the muffins was missing. I asked my husband, and he

had no idea, so I asked my father-in-law, and he said that he ate it. I said that's disgusting. I

told him that they were the babies, and they contained breast milk. He doubled down and said that it's

okay because breast milk... Breast milk is vegan. I told him that he's a creepy pervert and to get

the F out of my house. My husband is baffled by the whole thing, and was convinced that it was a

misunderstanding, even though I explicitly said that they're made with breast milk. My father-in-law

said that I'm a dick because I made loads, and the baby wouldn't miss out. My mother-in-law was

blowing up my phone until I asked her if she was really okay with my father-in-law drinking milk

that came from my boobs. I think she didn't get the whole story. My sister say that it's effing

gross and that my father-in-law is a weirdo. First of all, I've never heard in my life that breast milk

is vegan. It's not, it can't be because it comes from a person, unanimal. It's dairy, which automatically

makes it not vegan, so I don't know what this guy's talking about. Also, you know that phrase, it's

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