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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Wants to Race Me... But I'm Pro Racer

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🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 14 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a boss who's OBSESSED with racing. The boss forces all of his employees to attend a go kart racing company event so that he can beat all of his employees in the race and feel good about himself. The boss forces OP to go... but the boss isn't aware that OP is a competitive go kart racer. OP absolutely destroys his boss in the race, embarrassing him in front of the whole company!

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0:00.0

Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.

0:03.7

Today's subreddit is R-Slash malicious compliance, where OPM bearizes his

0:08.0

egotistical boss in front of the entire company. Our next Reddit post is from Tiran Missou.

0:13.6

A few years back, I started my job as a mechanic, and I was informed of a mandatory monthly

0:18.9

go-cart race in the local track which was promoted by my boss and the owner of the company.

0:23.5

The boss did not care if you enjoyed it or not. He booked the time slot, and we all had to show up.

0:29.8

It took place right after working hours, and we had to pay for our own tickets.

0:34.2

It was supposed to be a team building exercise, but I could see that the boss really liked race cars

0:39.8

through the various pictures and trophies in his office. During that week, in anticipation of the

0:44.6

race, my boss would get really hyped up. The race became the only topic of conversation that

0:50.1

week, and I was told by colleagues that this was really important. I knew that on the evening

0:55.2

of the race, I had to pick up my girlfriend and that would clash with the race. So a couple of days

0:59.6

before, I told my supervisor that I wouldn't attend the race. It was after hours and on my own

1:04.4

dime anyway, so I didn't think that it would be a problem. Some 20 minutes later, I'm summoned to

1:09.8

the boss's office, and he is not looking happy. He tells me that building team spirit is one of his

1:15.8

priorities and that I'm new there, so I had to give a lot of focus to this monthly event if I was

1:20.8

to keep working there, because this was part of the core culture of the company. I really needed

1:26.5

that job, so I just said, sure thing boss. On the evening of the event, I drive to the racing track

1:32.3

and upon arrival, I see my colleagues all in jeans and t-shirts and my boss in full racing attire.

1:38.9

He had racing overalls, racing boots, gloves, and even a custom helmet. It dawned on me the reason

1:45.8

for the event and why so much attention was given to it. Cart racing was kind of his thing.

1:51.2

With about 15 racers, I asked to start dead last. The boss man overheard me talking and said,

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