Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where we read the best posts from across Reddit.

Today's subreddit is R-slash choosing beggars, where we have probably the most insane job posting that I've ever read.

Okay, so this post is so weird, so unusual that part of me wonders if it's not genuine, if it's some sort of like troll post that's making fun of what actual job offering postings are like.

But in the off-chance that it is real, I have to read it because it's just so insane.

Now hiring, starting salary 75,000 to $100,000 a year, depending on experience.

Vegas, California, and Phoenix based workers only.

One, I do not need you.

Two, remember one again.

Three, I really don't need you.

Four, 16 to 18 hour work days are normal.

If you're not okay with that, keep it moving.

Five, you must be able to drive a 13-slash 18 speed.

Six, car hauling experience is a plus, but not needed.

Power only work is available as well.

Seven, if your other half is insecure, keep it moving.

Eight, remember rule number one?

I have at least two trucks purposely sitting that are always pull trigger ready in the event that another truck goes down.

I'd rather have them sitting than deal with some self-entitled butthole.

Nine, if anything offended you thus far, you definitely don't belong here.

Ten, while you're loading, slash unloading, slash driving, so am I.

Eleven, take care of business and I will extra take care of you and your family.

I'm a father and a provider first.

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