r/Maliciouscompliance Kick You in the Nuts? If You Say So!
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🗓️ 1 May 2023
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to our Slash Militius Compliance, where OP kicks a guy in the balls. |
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| 0:45.1 | Our next reddit post is from Princess of Peasme. One day in 10th grade in the early 90s, |
| 0:50.0 | I was just standing around with classmates and friends as 10th graders tend to do. |
| 0:54.6 | Some of the guys began joking about being kicked in the balls. One of the guys said that it never |
| 0:59.6 | happened to him, so naturally the other guys called him a liar and began teasing him. |
| 1:05.3 | Because 10th graders often lack a reasonable sense of caution, the tease guys started asking |
| 1:10.8 | the girls to kick him in the jewels. One by one, the other girls said no and pushed him away. |
| 1:16.7 | Now, a little about me. I was not like the other girls at my school. I came from a bad home |
| 1:23.1 | that appeared to be amazing. I had long ago stopped caring and I was already a straight shooter. |
| 1:29.2 | So, the guy gets to me and asks me to kick him in the balls. I asked him if he was serious. |
| 1:35.4 | He stated that he was. I asked him, are you sure? And he said that he was. |
| 1:41.6 | I asked him to ask me specifically for what he wanted me to do. He did, including the fact that |
| 1:48.4 | he wanted it to be a hard kick. Again, I asked, are you sure? After making sure that everyone else |
| 1:55.0 | heard that, I told him to get ready. With one swift kick, I made a hard contact. Exactly where |
| 2:02.3 | and how he asked for it. He didn't so much scream, but his eyes did roll back and he fell over |
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