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r/Maliciouscompliance I Watched As My Boss Chopped His Fingers Off!

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🗓️ 9 May 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a sandwich restaurant, and one of his responsibilities is to clean the meat slicer. He does cleans it the safe way (which is the correct way). When OP's boss watches him clean the slider, he decides that OP is doing it incorrectly and wants to show him the "correct" way to clean it. OP warns his boss that cleaning it differently is very dangerous, but the boss ignores him and ends up cutting off his finger! If you like this podcast, subscribe for more daily Reddit podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Years back, I drove a truck and delivered furniture. My helper and I got along great and we worked

0:49.5

very well together. The warehouse manager was kind of a douchebag that really got off on the

0:54.5

power trip. He was always so serious like he believed that you couldn't have fun at work.

0:59.8

He instituted a two hour window policy for deliveries. I'm sure most of you are familiar with this

1:05.0

now, but it was new to the company. He would create a route for us, time everything in his head,

1:09.6

and create a schedule. He would then call the customers and let them know what two hours we would

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be expected at their house. The first day the policy was in place, my partner and I kicked but.

1:19.3

We got so we were ahead of our windows, so I called the next customer and asked if they minded

1:23.1

if we came early. The customer was very happy that they didn't have to wait. I did that for the

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rest of the deliveries that day. We ended up back to the warehouse before our last delivery was even

1:32.4

scheduled. Did we get a great job? Did we hear? Maybe I messed up on the scheduling? No, we hear.

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You broke the rules by going to the customers house before I said you could be there. If it happens

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again, you'll get written up. Okay, we would start our day busting, but we would fly through

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deliveries until we reach the time where we would just stop for an hour or two. I live in New Jersey,

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