r/Choosingbeggars "I DESERVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY!"

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🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars The person in today's choosing beggars post has very simple logic: his friend makes more money; therefore, he deserves all of his friends money! Makes sense, right? Well apparently it makes sense in crazy choosing beggar world, because when he doesn't get what he wants, he gets ANGRY! If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for daily Reddit podcasts! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBVbNGzMT2Q Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6	Welcome to our Slice Choosing Beggars where free is way too expensive.
0:44.4	Are these bags still available? Choosing Beggar offered you $10. What brands are they? Please let me know.
0:52.0	I think it says in the description. I'm not at the house right now so I can't check.
0:56.0	Will you take $10 for all? No. Will you take $15? No. Will you take $25? I'll do $35. I'll take $35.
1:07.6	How about $30? No. The backpack alone is worth $35. Don't want anymore. That's fine. How much for
1:15.9	just the yellow one? $15. It's DKNY. I'll take all of her $35 if you give me tell Wednesday to get
1:23.6	the money. Please let me know if you will. Will you give me tell Wednesday to get money?
1:29.4	Will you keep tell Wednesday? Please let me know if you will. Don't want it anymore.
1:35.2	I changed my mind. I'll take all for $35. No. Sorry. Will you keep till tomorrow afternoon?
1:42.9	Where would you like to meet? I'm going to have to pawn something to get money. Don't know what
1:48.3	I'm disabled and can't drive and got no way. Do you deliver for free? No. Sorry. Never mind then.
1:55.6	I don't have no car. No way. Will you take $25? Never mind. Don't want anymore. I'm blocking you
2:04.6	lol. This next Facebook post is from a known meth user. So I got kicked out. And like I need a
2:12.3	room to rent and my man blank has to be able to like pretty much live with me too. But we come as
2:18.2	one whole package. No more than $500 and I can not get another damaged deposit as I already got like
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