r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave a Bus Groper a Bloody Nose

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🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a young woman who uses public transportation. A creepy guy sits next to her, pinning her between himself and the window. When it's time for her to get off the bus, the creepy guy refuses to move and tells OP to squeeze past him. OP decides to maliciously comply and squeezes past him -- while slamming her backpack into his face, giving him a bloody nose! Careful what you wish for!

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