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Slash r-slash and enter the promo code r-slash at checkout. Am I the butthole for refusing to see other options for a girl

and pressing charges for what she did to my son's car?

I'm a 39 year old man.

My 17 year old son, Bryce, dated our neighbor, Lena, who's 17 for a year.

They broke up in mid-January for reasons that I don't know.

I won't sugarcoat this. I never liked Lena.

She always seemed a little unhinged, controlling, and aggressive.

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