r/Maliciouscompliance "I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK!" "Ok, I won't."

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🗓️ 27 August 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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r/Maliciouscompliance A hotshot manager thinks that he's the most important person in the factory. So when the manager catches OP thinking about a problem instead of working, the manager yells at him, "I DON'T PAY YOU THINK!" No problem, boss! OP stops problem-solving and starts doing grunt work. Well, it turns out that OP is the most experienced worker in the factory and everybody relies on him to fix machines when they break down. When OP refuses to do his work because his manager specifically told him not to, the manager suddenly ends up in a world of trouble!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit.
0:03.8	Today's subreddit is R-Slash malicious compliance, where students get back at their toxic vice-princible.
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1:13.3	podcast for free. Our next reddit post is from Executor Axon. This happened years ago when my
1:19.2	school took us on a two day field trip up to a hill station close to the city. All the kids on
1:23.6	the trip were in the 6th to 8th grade. The trip was a blast and everyone had fun. This event happened
1:29.5	right at the end of the field trip. So our school had this weird policy where after every field trip,
1:35.5	they would gather all the students in one room, and then pick out a random group of students and
1:39.7	ask them to say a couple of sentences about the venue and experience. This time, five students were
1:44.5	chosen and we were asked to wait in an adjacent room and come out one by one. It was all cool until
1:49.6	the first girl went up to the mic and said, the experience was nice, but I felt that the food that
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