r/Choosingbeggars "I'm Poor 🥺... BUY ME STEAK DINNERS"

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 20 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a literal choosing beggar! This guy claims to be completely broke and he needs strangers to buy him food so he can survive the week. Instead of asking for basic necessities, this guy demands steaks, chocolate, and other luxury foods! When people on Facebook call him out for being greedy, he doubles down and says that he deserves to eat like a king no matter how broke he is. Give me a break!

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit.
0:03.8	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars, where some guy expects strangers to buy him fresh
0:09.2	steaks. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought about starting your own
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1:15.6	I don't care if it takes you 10 hours to do the job, you'll do it for 25 pounds. No more,
1:21.2	that's enough. That's 2 pounds and 50 pence per hour, and I bought frames for 4 pounds
1:26.8	eats which you agreed to previously, since you didn't want the ones that I already had.
1:31.2	You know, I've just redecorated, so I need black frames. That's fine, and I was happy to buy them,
1:38.1	but I am not doing your picture now because it'll take about 10 hours if it goes smoothly.
1:43.0	Also, I would have to buy 2 4 pound frames and drive to deliver them to you all for 25 pounds.
1:49.3	I asked if you were happy to pay for the frames when I sent the picture, and you said yes.
1:54.2	We agreed you would pay 35 pounds, and on top of that it's an additional 8 pounds for the frames.
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