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A while ago, I was in charge of training for a large organisation.

I mostly did the organising.

As an example, I might coordinate the Dean of Medicine at Yale to come in and give a speech to 200 employees.

Our usual location was a large auditorium slash classroom, complete with podium and computer.

The Dean might show up with a PowerPoint presentation he had to run,

so I had my two administration assistants show up at 7.45 each morning.

That way, they could make sure the room was ready for whatever speaker or lecture was there

because the usual start time was 8 am.

Sometimes, as was bound to happen, computer issues arose.

Not too often, maybe once or twice a month tops.

Maybe the Dean couldn't pull up his PowerPoint, for example,

so we'd call our IT guy Gary, who was two offices away, and he'd come and fix the problem.

Everyone was happy until Gary retired.

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