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r/Maliciouscompliance Dumb Boss vs Smart Janitor

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Trash 2:54 House rules 4:41 Price tags 7:14 AI 8:25 Cited 10:17 Always right Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:23.0

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0:27.4

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0:30.6

Must remember.

0:34.5

Do not forget.

0:38.5

Remind me to bring photo ID.

0:40.3

Reminder, set.

0:44.4

Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?

0:45.4

All right, love.

0:52.7

However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote in the elections in England on the 7th of May.

0:56.0

Find out more at electoral commission.org.uk U.K. slash voter ID. Welcome to R-slash malicious compliance, where a Karen boss faces the consequences

1:04.0

of her own actions. Our next Reddit post is from an ambitious exam. I'm a custodian for an office building.

1:10.0

I clean bathrooms, take out trash,

1:12.2

vacuum, etc. I clean in the morning before the office opens. When collecting trash, I'd occasionally

1:18.1

find some loose papers under or behind desks, beside the trash can or otherwise on the floor. Since I'm not

1:24.7

sure if these papers are trash that miss the can or important documents that fell on the floor by accident,

1:29.3

I picked them up and put them on the corner of the nearest desk for the workers to either file them or toss them.

1:35.3

Better safe than sorry.

1:36.3

However, the manager did not like this habit.

1:40.3

She came in early one morning, expressing disgust that trash is being placed on people's desks.

1:47.2

Obviously, I never put actual trash like food wrappers or crumpled papers on desks.

1:52.9

I explained my reasoning from my habit and expressed that I didn't want to risk tossing something important.

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