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Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole, where O.P. shows off his pubes to his family.

Am I the butthole for making my family uncomfortable until they leave my home since asking and telling them won't work? No, I'm not going to have the cops called on my family.

My family came to visit me in Orlando for spring break.

We had discussed it and I was cool with it.

However, the plan was for them to use my house only as a home base.

They were supposed to purchase their own groceries and then leave to go do

all the tourist stuff during the day so I could work from home. Then evenings, they could make

their supper and enjoy my pool. Then they could sleep and start over. My brother called me last

Thursday to tell me that the plan had changed. That tickets for everyone to everything was too expensive, and that they

wanted to just stay home for five of the nine days. I said they should probably get a hotel

because I work from home, which he knows. He said they wouldn't be a bother. I said they would

and to get a hotel. He said that would cost more than the park tickets they were skipping. I told him I didn't

care. I needed my house quiet during that week. He got my parents involved and they collectively

guilted me into letting them stay. I'm aware that I'm weak, but I love my family. They showed up

last Saturday and as I expected, they were noisy a. F. It didn't bug me

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