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Wow, wow, wow.

Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? Oh, God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Welcome to R slash malicious compliance, where O.P.'s mom takes on a local Karen. Our next Reddit post is from KCD. My mother was a truly inspiring woman. Her favorite phrase was, why say bleed when you can say

hemorrhage? Because she never did anything halfway when she knew that she could go all the way.

We couldn't even ask for help with homework because you'd be up till 3 a.m. on a school night,

adding one more thing. Then you'd go to school with this magnum opus

while everyone around you phoned it in and still got an A. She would rarely get angry,

but if you activated her righteous indignation, the repercussions would be legendary. There was one

such story of malicious compliance that she always loved to tell,

and I just found the receipt, so I wanted to share it with everyone. It all started one day

when I found a dagger in my brother's room. It was an ornate sort of fantasy-style dagger,

not something you would find just anywhere, and it was very sharp. We were not old enough to

have something like that at that time. He was only 11. Immediately, my mother walked up behind me

and caught me red-handed. So I did what any self-respecting little brother would do and threw him

under the bus. My brother wasn't home at the time, so my mom went through

everything and found more of these knives. She laid them out on the table, and she was

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