I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.

Oh, God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

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Welcome to R-Slas Petty Revenge, where OP becomes an expert hacker.

Our next Reddit post is from Claude Platypus.

This is my freelance revenge story that happened about eight years ago, and it was one of the

first times I was ghosted without pay.

I created a landing page for my client's Elvin's Symbol jewelry store, a bunch of esoteric

BS, but I was young and trying to break into copywriting, so I took any deal that I could.

We agreed on a pure performance deal, so I got nothing up front, but we settled

on a 5% performance fee. Her WordPress store was really small, and I was aiming to get

$300 to $800 out of it. But honestly, at some level, I would have been happy to just do it for practice

in my portfolio. Long story short, I wrote the landing page and built it inside of her WordPress site.

She started running some Facebook ads on it, and I was shocked to see that it was actually converting.

She made $120 on day one, $200 on day two, $150 on day three, $360 on day four, etc.

By the end of the month, that landing page brought in $6,000 in revenue.

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