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where OP gives $4 million to her friends' kids. Am I the butthole if I give my best friend's kids a different life-changing amount of money?

I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I recently received a life-changing amount of money. I haven't yet told

my best friend, a 37-year-old woman, that she and her two kids, a 12-year-old girl and two-year-old

boy, will each be gifted a life-changing

amount of money in an irrevocable trust. Here's where it gets a bit sticky. I want to give

the 12-year-old $2.5 million. Geez, Louise! And the 2-year-old boy, 1.5 million. The reason

I want to do this is because I helped raise the 12-year-old

when she was little, and I still have her with me every school vacation. She genuinely feels like

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