Hi, welcome to Smoshread's Red Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is revenge. And I'm joined by two people who love revenge, more than anyone. They're plotting it right now.

That's right. Tommy and Damien. Hello. Hi, Shane. We're not, there's nothing at all going on. Don't look under your seat.

Don't do it. Go on. Don't trust. Okay. Don't do it. I trust you. And that's step one. Yeah. We're in, maybe. I don't like revenge. You don't like revenge. You don't like revenge. Yeah. Good. I love revenge and every Star Wars movie is a great movie.

And that's the episode.

And there we go.

Thanks for watching.

Bailey said if we get our comments up to 10,000, we do.

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We have a bunch of revenge stories.

I think they're going to range from all over the place. I know there's a lot of subreds. There's petty revenge. There's pro revenge. There's nuclear revenge. There's every single level of it. I think the petty stuff can be funny. I'm not a big revenge person in my own life. No. Just, yeah. I'm not either. Yeah.

I like listening to revenge because it's like cathartic. Because like, yeah, I don't, I just, I go, oh, I don't, instead of revenge, I go, oh, I'm just sad and I'll just, I'll just eat that up in my belly. Yeah, you know? Eat it up in your belly and then it becomes just like a ball, like a bowl. A little piece of you forever.

Yeah, I think it's like a Beezor, a Bezoar or whatever that's called. Oh, a Bezor.

Bezoor. Yeah, that's like a ball of hair that you eat. It's like a hairball for adult people. And I think it also has hate in it. Huh. And that's the episode. And that's the episode. I missed this dynamic. We're back. All right, let's get into our first story here. This comes from Petty Revenge. Gorge. I stole from a shopping cart. What was the text that made you do this? It's quotations. It's in quotes. I do this. I only do this when there's literal quotations

there. What do you do for italics? He leans over. That's emphasis. So this happened a few days ago at a

grocery store. I was waiting patiently in my lane and beside me was the priority lane for senior

citizens, people with disabilities, etc. There were a couple of elderly people sitting on the chairs provided

specifically for them while waiting for their turn. Pretty normal setup. Now, some guy casually

walks up and cuts right in front of the seated seniors. I speak up and say, hey, they're already

in line. And this guy, without even looking at me, goes, I don't see them standing in line, though. Real smug, real dismissive. The elderly folks looked uncomfortable but didn't want to cause a scene. So I shut up, and I simmered. A few minutes later, we're still in the lanes, and I notice his cart is stacked with what looks like camping gear, such as a sleeping bag, paper plates, marshmallows, instant noodles, a portable stove, etc.

And there it was, a single can of butane gas.

And right there, I saw an opportunity.

And right there, I saw an opportunity.

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