Couples Therapy: Reddit Edition | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 30 August 2025
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0:00 Intro
2:28 He wants me to reimburse him for our dates https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1lv7t72/hes_been_pursuing_me_then_sent_me_a_spreadsheet/
9:19 Sponsor
10:45 Back to the spreadsheet
20:20 My couple's therapist married my ex https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1lv995s/aita_if_i_report_the_couples_therapist_that/
28:45 Walked out on a double date my friend set up https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hgr9s6/aita_for_walking_out_on_a_double_date_my_friend/
44:40 My gf and my brother are soulmates... https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1ltroqr/my_girlfriend_21f_and_my_brother_20m_are_soulmates/
54:08 I suspect that I might be my bf's side chick https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3lxo9t/i_21f_suspect_that_i_might_be_my_boyfriend_29m_of/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. |
| 0:02.2 | I'm Shane, and today's theme, it's a good one. |
| 0:05.6 | Dating. |
| 0:06.8 | Everyone loves dating. |
| 0:08.0 | It's so easy. |
| 0:09.5 | Right? |
| 0:10.1 | I'm joined by two bombshells, Angela and Chance. |
| 0:14.9 | Us being bombshells and walking in together would be so fun. |
| 0:18.4 | Do they do it in couples? |
| 0:19.8 | Sometimes they have like a boy bombshell and a girl bombshell. That's fun. And they usually come in with like hot whips and leather and you and I would come in with like wigs. You'd be like, you guys are ready for some musical. You come in as like old people, but then you'd take it on me like, oh. Okay, so we're going to put water in mouth, and you're going to spit. Dating. How do you guys feel about dating? I love dating. Yeah? I really do. I love going on dates. I love going on like a third or fourth date. And then like trial and error and be like, no, girl. Wow. Whoa. Yeah. Wow. Whoa. That is a very different perspective than I ever had. No, yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite thing about chance is how much he loves dating. Like he can like, like, he could just listen to somebody and get to know them like and have like patience and not be like in his head. He's just listening and he's like. She'll also be like, you can't, you cannot go on another day., like, line them up for the week. I'll be like, I got one on Tuesday, one on Wednesday, one on Thursday. He really loves it. Yeah. And I have never done it. That's okay. Okay, so it feels like everyone laughed? So I got a weird vibe from everyone. No, that was, I mean, when I was single, I would go months or years without going on a date. |
| 1:32.8 | Because it just was like hard and terrifying and I'm such an anxious person. |
| 1:37.5 | Like I can try to blame the world around me, but I also know that it was a lot from inside for me. |
| 1:42.9 | But I also think it's really fucking hard. |
| 1:45.3 | But it does make for the best stories. |
| 1:47.3 | Oh, absolutely. |
| 1:48.4 | Like, I just have so much, you just collect them like infinity stones. |
| 1:53.6 | Wow. |
| 1:54.6 | Damn. |
| 1:55.3 | What the hell? |
| 1:56.6 | A Thanos reference from Angela? |
| 2:01.1 | What has happened? |
| 2:02.4 | I don't know, girl. |
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