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r/Choosingbeggars My Boyfriend MUST Pay Me $400,000

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🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars The woman in today's Choosing Beggars post is out of her mind. She claims that any man who dates her has to pay all of her expenses, including a $50,000 wedding, $30,000 wedding ring, and $350,000+ in debt. Add everything up and you get well over $400,000 just for the privilege of dating her. Lady, are you out of your mind? If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPqiSexZZvA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:39.6

Welcome to our slash-shoesing beggars, where OP gets a tempting offer from someone in the

0:44.9

SHART community. Hey, I just downloaded Twitter and I found your account. I'm a big fan of your work,

0:51.2

and I was wondering how I could acquire some. Do you so happen to make any sharding fetish art?

0:57.8

Don't forget the job. It turns me on. Tung smiley face. I also would like the SHART to be noticeable.

1:05.9

The art will go- The art will go in my fart hub page, and you will get fame.

1:13.7

Lowell, you're gonna have to pay some hardcore extra for that. How much are we talking?

1:20.0

Honestly, probably at least thrice my usual price because it's something I really, really wouldn't

1:26.0

want to draw. How much is your normal price? 40 bucks for a flat colored with simple background,

1:32.0

and I'd have to think on it. My stomach ain't as strong as it used to be about this kind of stuff.

1:37.6

Wow, that's pricey. What's your net worth? I don't know what you mean by my net worth,

1:43.2

but without adjusting prices for content, 40 bucks for flats and background is pretty fair for my

1:49.5

quality. My fart. My fart hub account has over 25,000 followers. I can put your Twitter in my

2:01.0

account, and you will for sure get over 1,000 followers for one drawing-half price. Exposure

2:08.3

doesn't pay my rent, and I don't think that a thousand people expecting that from me would stay

2:14.3

for very long at all. I'm sorry, I don't make much money either. I just need to call my sexual

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