Welcome to our slash Choosing Beggars, where a Karen is looking for a free place to live forever.

Today's podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp.

My podcast platform has this neat little graph that shows me my listener demographics,

so I can see that most of my viewers are male.

That's why I'm thrilled that BetterHelp is sponsoring today's episode,

because mental health among men is honestly a real problem.

This statistic is crazy to me.

Men make up 38% of talking therapy referrals, yet 78% of suicides are males.

That means that the people who need the help the most are getting the least amount of help.

Also, 6 million men per year suffer from depression, and most of these cases are undiagnosed.

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BetterHelp is not a crisis line or self-help. It's professional therapy done securely online.

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I am an artist and I have a small baby son.

We live in Blank, and I'm looking to find a home that wants us.

We went a nice place to live that safe and free of charge.

With loyal and family-like people to live with, I would also like food provided.

I'm a vegan and so is my son.

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