r/Choosingbeggars "Can I Pay in Hamburgers and Butt Medicine?"

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2022

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars Who needs to be paid in dollars when you can get paid in HAMBURGERS AND BUTT MEDICINE?! In today's episode, we've got the deal of a lifetime that you'd have to be a fool to pass up. This choosing beggar wants to buy a car in exchange for free hamburgers and suppositories. Let's be honest, that's what you were going to spend the money on anyways, right? So you may as well skip a step and sell your car. What a deal!

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0:44.1	creators to make video podcasts. Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started
0:51.0	our slash by making videos on YouTube, and I firmly believe that video content helped my channel
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1:07.2	start publishing your first video podcasts for free. Post it to Facebook. Does anyone have an extra
1:13.6	SUV that they don't need anymore? Please, I'm a single mother and pregnant with my third child,
1:20.1	and I really need a bigger car. Please let me know. I'm looking for a 7 or 8-seater SUV, please.
1:27.2	Year 2016 or later, please, with good miles and good on gas, please. Well, I'll hand it to her.
1:33.5	At least you said please, like, seven times. But come on, lady, a free car, are you nuts? No one
1:38.8	on Earth has an extra 2016 or later SUV laying around. Why? Because cars like that are worth,
1:46.0	what, like, $5,000, $15,000 at least? On this next post, OP is looking for a nanny on Facebook.
1:53.2	I am sick and tired of dealing with nannies who are no shows or ghosts for our family. I'm now in
1:59.8	search for a third nanny. I'm not asking for much, just play with my child. I have a corporate
2:06.4	job that I have deadlines for. Some of these girls clearly don't understand what a deadline is,
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