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r/Bestof My Stalker Neighbor Secretly Lives in my House!

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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living inside of his apartment.

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I'm a man in my 20s that lives alone on the very top floor of an apartment block.

1:09.3

I've had short hair for the last 10 years of my life.

1:12.4

The longest hair on my head is maybe an inch long, if that even. However, across my house,

1:19.0

I kept finding long hairs on the floor, like long brunette hairs, at least five to six inches,

1:25.8

sometimes longer. And they'd be everywhere. Bathroom floor, in the shower,

1:30.4

in the cupboard, in my kitchen, on old clothes, living room floor and sofas, etc. I've been single

1:36.9

since November, and I clean often enough that I'm certain it's not my ex-girlfriend's hairs.

1:42.7

Plus, my color doesn't match anyway. She had solid black

1:46.4

hair. These are more of a light brunette. Plus, I'm finding them in places like the shower,

1:52.2

where running water is hitting all sides of it five times a week. Anyways, I waved it off as,

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well, I work with a lot of people, and I use the gym and bus sometimes,

2:02.5

so naturally hairs are going to stick to my clothes. Well, one day, I finished my early a.m. gym

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