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r/AITA for Waking up My Scumbag Neighbors at 2 AM?

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🗓️ 30 May 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Disappointed 2:27 Fat 4:50 Communication 7:57 Parking 9:47 Extra food Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:11.8

shopping, and I was just finishing up to head to the checkout to pay for my items. A little girl,

1:17.4

probably 11 or 12, and a friend who looked about the same age, came up to me and asked if I'd be

1:23.0

willing to make a purchase for them. It immediately raised red flags, so I asked what type of purchase.

1:29.4

She tried to beat around the bush for a couple of seconds, saying, it's not actually for me,

1:34.5

it's for my friend, but I promised her I'd get it for her. I told her that I would not be making

1:39.6

any purchase for her that she cannot make for herself, because I had a feeling that it was for alcohol.

1:45.4

She got a little irritated with me and asked why. I told her that if she could go ask her mom

1:50.8

and her mom would say no, it was not my place to say yes. I made a comment about how she needed to

1:56.9

be a bit more mindful with coming up to people that she doesn't know in this manner, and that it can be dangerous. She got incredibly angry and started cussing me out. She called me

2:06.7

a fat cow and a dried-up old B-word. I'm 24, so whatever. But I went to walk away, and as I

2:14.2

turned around, I heard her say, she's probably a slur for lesbian, too.

2:19.4

I about lost it. I turned back around, stood right in front of her, leaned down so I was on her

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level, and said, little girl, you need to go home to your parents right now and tell them that

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they should be disappointed in your behavior. That is not how you speak to people. She started laughing,

2:35.3

and her and her friend walked away. I feel like I'm the butthole in my response to her. I feel

2:40.6

like I should have just ignored her and walked away. But in my mind, if I don't at least attempt

2:45.8

to shut that behavior down when I see it, I'm not doing my due diligence to society. Some people's children are never told no, and they feel comfortable saying anything they want.

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