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it starts off dry, but it gets pretty bonkers pretty fast. Our next reddit post comes from our

slash relationship advice. I'm a 27 year old woman. I made a stupid joke to my 30 year old husband,

and he stormed off. How do I fix this? My husband and I have a great relationship.

Of course, I can't say that we haven't had our occasional bumps, but it's honestly a dream come

true all the way through. Our wedding was April 2021, and we both cried like babies that day. And since

then, sailing has been smoother than soap. This afternoon, me and him came home after a little

lunch outing with our newly engaged friends, Kai and Marie. It went great, but was just like any

other outing. Nothing special, though we got some bomb pasta back home, which I'm currently

shoveling into my face because it's too chilly for ice cream. We live in a super tiny apartment,

so he showered first while I got the leftovers into the fridge. I went in after him, finished my

shower, and put some lotion on my palm. I accidentally squeezed too much and dabbed some of it away.

After I rubbed it on my face, I still had some of the leftover on my finger, and I did exactly

what any perfectly sane person would do. On my thumb, I whipped up a little smiley face and some

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