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guy and I've been married to my 45-year-old wife for 20 years. We have three teenage kids. Until recently, I would have said that we had a wonderful marriage. But as I look back, I think out of pure love and obsession, I've been looking at things with rose-colored glasses. We met in college. Her best friend went to the same

college as me, and that's how we met. She had a tough upbringing. Her mom was very young when she was

born, and her parents were never married. She didn't meet her biological dad until she was in her 30s,

which is a story for another day. Her mom isn't really a good person and they're no contact with

one another. Until my wife was a teenager, she shared a bedroom with her mother in her grandparents'

house. They were more like sisters. When she was a teenager, her mom got married to another

awful person. She had an affair with a married guy. Eventually, he got divorced and married my mother-in-law.

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