r/Bestof My Boyfriend Tried to Murder My Dog

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 My dog 5:22 Cheating mess Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:10.0	woman, and my boyfriend of three years is 23.
1:13.0	My boyfriend stealthily took my 11-year-old dog to a vet 80 kilometers away to be put to sleep.
1:20.8	It was only luck that I found out and got him back.
1:24.5	My boyfriend doesn't know that I have my dog back, but he comes back tomorrow
1:28.6	night. My boyfriend Jay left for a trip up the coast to help family on Friday morning. While I was
1:34.3	at work on Friday, I got a phone call from one of my ex-flatmates, Bob, who I live with at university.
1:40.8	He thought that he had my dog and phoned me because someone had dropped him off to the
1:46.7	vet surgery he worked at to be put to sleep. Bob sends me pictures and it was my dog, Stixie. I'd
1:54.3	recognize him anywhere. I grew up with him and he was so close to me when I left home to study,
2:00.4	there were no questions about it.
2:02.3	Stixie stayed with me. My friend Bob kept Stixie with him and I drove to pick him up as soon as I was out of work.
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