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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where O.P. looks for bugs in his wife's butt.

Am I the butthole because the kids walked in on us and now my wife

is mad? Our six-year-old twin boys walked in on me giving oral to my wife and they yelled,

Ew, Daddy's kissing mommy's butt! And out of surprise and shock, I quickly said, no, no, I'm

checking to see if there are bugs on mommy's

butt. Get out. And they did. I don't know why I said that, but they kept randomly saying that

daddy was looking for bugs in mommy's butt, but randomly, like in front of friends or family,

and my wife is pissed. Am I the butthole? No, you're not the

butthole. You need to do two things, O.P., have a talk with your kids about appropriate conversation

topics, and buy a lock for your door. Am I the butthole for letting my sister go thirsty

through an entire meal? My sister does this thing where she'll just say

something she wants with the expectation that someone will do it for her. For example, if she wants

the AC turned on, instead of asking someone to turn it on for her, she'll keep repeating things like,

oh, isn't it super warm in here? Does anyone else feel really hot? Or, I heard that today is a super hot day.

And if someone asks her if she wants the AC on, she'll reply with, no, no, I'm good. But if you're

hot, then you should turn it on. Anyways, last weekend it was my birthday, so my family and I went out to

celebrate. During the meal, she kept making comments implying she wanted another cocktail, but

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