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r/Bestof My Boyfriend Literally Thinks He's Batman

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to our SloshBest of Redditor updates, where OP saves her boyfriend from getting stabbed.

0:06.3

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0:41.4

Our next reddit post comes from our slash am I the butt face? For context on this next post,

0:46.3

this was written right at the start of quarantine. Am I the butthole for not letting my boyfriend

0:51.0

be the hero while we were getting mugged at knife point? My boyfriend is a big hero fanatic and does

0:57.6

everything in his power to be like one. It's really endearing and it's one of the many things that

1:02.7

I love about him because he wants to be the good he wishes to see in the world. But this mindset that

1:08.4

he has is why we're fighting right now. We've been quarantining at my apartment and he suggested

1:13.9

that we go on a night walk since we've been getting stir crazy from being inside all day.

1:18.5

He figured that it'd be better for social distancing to go out at night. I was hesitant because

1:23.5

we live in a bad neighborhood, but he assured me that he'd protect me. On our walk, we were cornered

1:29.5

by a man with a knife who demanded our wallets. I remember John Malaney's street smart spit

1:34.8

from the Netflix show and I was gonna throw my wallet past the mugger so we could run away,

1:39.3

but my boyfriend started arguing with him and was spouting off a bunch of stuff about justice

1:44.7

and how the mugger wouldn't get away with this. It looked like he was getting ready to fight.

1:50.3

I was taken aback by this and I guess the mugger was too because it gave me enough time to take

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