Welcome to R-slash MI The Butthole, where OP's mother-in-law keeps trying to catch a glimpse of OP naked.

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and awkward poses whenever my mother-in-law accidentally walks in on me in the bathroom?

I'm a girl, by the way. So my mother-in-law came to stay with us for a few weeks until

her home is renovated for Christmas. The problem is that she's been randomly walking in on me while

I'm in the bathroom. Thankfully, not once has she seen me naked because I started picking up on

her behavior after the second time in a week. She'd barge in, then turn around and say,

oh, sorry, then close the door. I tried talking to my husband about it, but he kept ignoring me,

then flat-out said, so what if she accidentally sees you naked? She's family! He seriously said that.

We have a lock and I could have used it, but I have passed trauma from the idea of being locked

in a room after my brother locked me in the bathroom when I was five. So I came up with an idea.

I'd go inside the bathroom pretending to use it and wait for her to come because, honestly,

at this point I know that it's deliberate. When she accidentally barges in, she'd see me in a

weird or awkward position. For example, doing a ballet stand, standing on the toilet, or standing

facing the wall with my hands up, fully clothed, of course. I could see how awkward and weird this

would be for her because she'd stand there for a few seconds trying to figure out what I was doing.

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