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Am I the butthole for telling my parents that if they won't tell me the truth, I'll assume the worst of them?

So I'm a 14 year old girl, and my family totally exploded while I was on spring break two weeks ago.

I went on a trip with my grandparents, and I came back to my mom, moved out,

and a serious sit down talk about them divorcing.

It's not exactly a surprise because they've been acting weird and shady for a while,

but like, that was not what I was expecting to come back to.

They could have at least let me unpack first.

They asked me if I had any questions, and I asked them which one cheated because that was my first thought.

They got super uncomfortable, and said that the reasons between them were private.

I said, not when it means that I suddenly lose my family over it.

They owe me some kind of explanation, and simply, we don't love each other anymore, doesn't cut it.

You don't just stop loving someone for no reason, that's dumb, so what is it?

They said that was all I needed to know, and we need to talk about how the living situation was going to work and everything.

I told them that I don't want to live with either of them if they're going to be like that.

Everyone's been mad since then, and my mom came over to talk it out last night.

They still don't want to tell me why they're getting divorced.

I told them both that if they were going to hide stuff, then I'll just make up my own worst-case scenario and go with that.

Since my mom's leaving, I can just assume that it's all her fault.

Since it's her fault, I won't live with her or go see her.

She got upset, said that I was being unfair, and that it wasn't her fault.

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