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Our next Reddit post is from relationships. My brother is really, really creepy.

Like, really effing creepy to the point where I look at him and I have serial killer thoughts.

Then I realize what I'm thinking and I feel guilty.

Yesterday, for example, he picked me up at the university and was supposed to take me to the mall because I needed to buy some things.

I realized the route was different and I asked him where we were going. He didn't say anything.

I kept asking where we were going because I knew we were far away from university and he was

driving faster and faster and I told him to stop, but he wouldn't. Then he casually went back to the mall.

I got out of the car and said he didn't need to drive me back, and he just left.

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