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where OP's wife gets repeated surgeries to make herself look like a toddler. Am I the butthole

for divorcing my wife over her surgeries and decisions?

I'm a 28-year-old guy, and I've been married to my 27-year-old wife for four years. It started

when she became obsessed with Asians since I'm Asian. She began discussing wanting surgery,

and I told her she's perfect the way she is. She eventually got certain

surgeries for her eyelids and face area mostly. It's gotten worse. She got more surgeries

to make herself look like a young child. She'll go to stores and legit buy toddler-like

clothing to make herself seem adorable. She's gotten into discord and makes baby sounds, and it's

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