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r/Bestof I Think My Boyfriend Sticks Butter Up His Tushy

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:11 Butter 5:50 Signs 11:34 Name mix up 14:08 Stolen card 16:27 Comment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R slash best of Redditor updates, where Opie's boyfriend engages in mysterious

0:36.2

butter activities.

0:38.4

Our next credit post is from R slash relationship advice.

0:41.2

I've been dating my boyfriend for two years, and we finally moved in together.

0:44.9

Ever since we moved in, I've seen a new side of him.

0:48.1

It's a very odd issue, and I can't wrap my head around what to do.

0:52.1

At first, I started to notice butter was disappearing

0:55.8

quickly. I assumed that maybe I lost track of how much we had, or maybe he was cooking when I

1:01.4

wasn't around. I don't know. But one night, a few weeks ago, I saw him try to stealthily take a stick

1:09.2

of butter from the fridge,

1:15.5

which I pretended not to notice, and he took the butter with him into the bathroom.

1:18.6

Now, I've noticed my boyfriend's... I'm sorry.

1:22.4

I don't even know where this story is going, and it's already super funny to me. Now, I've noticed my boyfriend spending an hour or more of time in the bathroom since we moved in,

1:27.3

but I never saw him

1:28.3

take the butter before. I was so confused. When he came out of the bathroom about an hour later,

1:34.2

I saw no sign of the butter, but I also saw that he did not put the butter back in the fridge.

1:40.2

It was gone. I tried to subtly keep an eye on him, and over the week he did this three separate times, and each time a stick of butter disappeared.

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