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r/Bestof I Got Her Arrested at My Wedding

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

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Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

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I'm in the wrong for having my ex arrested, and my wife is saying I ruined the wedding and

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caused a scene. For a little backstory on my ex, we were together over five years ago for a matter

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of weeks. I broke things off because I just wasn't into her that much. She began to pester me over

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texts and social media all the time to get back together or just hook up. This went on for months,

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and in a particularly weak moment, I gave in and slept with her again. At that point, things

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got a lot worse. I tried to explain that it was a mistake, and I still don't want anything with her.

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From then, the messages range from abusive to begging me for intercourse.

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Eventually, I just blocked her.

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From then on, she started turning up at my house, work, and social spaces I went too often.

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She attempted to force herself on me

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and threatened violence and at that point I got a restraining order. Since then, I haven't heard from her

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in years. I met my wife three years ago and she's honestly the best thing in my life. We fell in love

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hard and honestly have a great relationship. We had engaged

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