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Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? Oh, God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Prematch andatch and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Welcome to R-slash, Am I the Devil, where O.P reveals that she's actually a Karen. Am I the butthole for standing my ground during a birthday dinner? I'm a 50-year-old woman who has a son who recently turned 18.

We were going out to celebrate his birthday with a family dinner, with our family and his

aunt and uncle. The night before, I asked him where he wanted to go, and he decided on an

Indian restaurant that we usually go to. Just to see if he wanted to switch it up or try something

different because it's a special occasion,

I suggested another Indian restaurant that we went to once about five years ago and recently reopened.

He declined, saying that he didn't remember the restaurant, and didn't know if the quality would still be the same five years later.

I then suggested a new sushi restaurant that had caught my eye.

He declined again because

he didn't want to run the risk of having a bad restaurant for his birthday. So we stayed with the

normal Indian restaurant. The next day, his aunt and uncle came over. They're very nice people,

and my son loves them a lot. I realized that they had already been to my son's chosen Indian

restaurant twice already. I didn't want to bore our guests, so I brought up a new Greek

restaurant that has also caught my eye and asked my son to look at the menu. He looked through it

rather quickly and declined. But then I remembered there was a new Italian restaurant that I wanted to do

for my birthday, but felt like my son would really like too. And when I asked him to look at that

place's menu, he said, okay. When we arrived at the Italian restaurant that night, we noticed that

a more fast food pasta cafe had a location across the freeway. My brother-in-law joked that we could have gone

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