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r/Bestof I Accidentally Slept With My Sister

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Surprise siblings 11:19 Gender roles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to R. slash Best of Redditor Updates, where OP impregnates his sister twice.

0:06.8

Our next Reddit post comes from R slash Today I Ffed Up.

0:09.7

Today I Ffed up by getting tested to donate a kidney to my wife.

0:13.6

I decided to get tested to see if I could donate my kidney to my wife of six years.

0:18.6

We have two kids together, a four-year-old girl and a two-year-old boy. My wife got sick just after our son was born and now she

0:26.8

needs a kidney transplant. We checked with her relatives and none were a match or a viable donor.

0:32.9

Last week I got a call the other day saying that I was a match.

0:37.5

The doctor then said something about wanting to do additional testing

0:41.0

due to some information from the HLA tissue test results.

0:44.4

I didn't think much of it and agreed.

0:46.4

Then the results came in and I was shocked and confused.

0:50.7

The doctor explained that because of how DNA information is passed down through generations, a parent to a child could have at least a 50% DNA match.

1:00.0

Siblings could have anywhere between a 0% to 100% DNA match.

1:05.0

He said that it was rare to have this high of a match between husband and wife.

1:10.0

I asked him, what does that mean?

1:12.0

He said, you and your wife have an abnormally high match percentage.

1:16.7

Long story short, me and my wife are related. No, I am not kidding.

1:22.4

I was put up for adoption before I was born. No, I am not kidding.

1:22.6

I was put up for adoption before I was born and placed into a family that moved across the country.

1:27.7

I knew that I was adopted, but we didn't have any information about my biological family

1:32.2

because it was a closed adoption.

1:34.2

I met my wife by chance eight years ago.

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