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Welcome to R slash best of redditor updates, where O.P.

accidentally becomes a stalker.

Our next Reddit post comes from R slash Tifu.

Today I effed up by telling a dude we've been watching him for years.

So for literally years now, this dude has been running around about a three square mile in my area.

The only reason I've ever noticed him was because of his flowing hair that gracefully blows behind him as he runs and the frequency

that we saw him out. When he started, he was a little overweight, but dude is so committed

that he literally runs in rainstorms wearing trash bags, and he's very fit now. So my family

and I are watching this guy's transformation happen, which is kind of exciting to me because I'm into fitness.

Over the years, I would cheer him on privately while inside my car.

I would be like, yes, you got this, my dude, in an attempt to make my kids laugh.

It became a thing.

It was, there's my dude.

Or, man, I haven't seen my dude in a while. I hope he's okay. Or my sister would say, I saw my dude today, kind of just an inside joke. But again, this is for years and years. Even after seeing him all that time while driving, I never actually ran into him in person on my walks. That brings me to my Today I F'd Up portion of the post.

I decided to go a different route today. I look up and through the sunlight in the trees I see a

glorious golden mane of hair. I think, oh my God, today's the day I meet my dude. He's getting

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