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r/Bestof Boyfriend Keeps Joking about Murdering Me

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🗓️ 8 March 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Welcome to R-slash Best of Redditor updates, where O.P.'s boyfriend possibly wants to murder her.

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During our first few weeks of dating, my boyfriend joked too much for comfort

1:12.7

that he was going to murder and dismember me and dispose of my body. Maybe out of context I'm being

1:18.8

dramatic, he's very sarcastic and has dark humor. But to me, it wasn't funny and caused me

1:24.6

anxiety because I know the statistics. I talked to him about this. I told

1:29.3

him repeatedly, stop joking about killing me. He kept on with the jokes until I finally told him that

1:35.6

those jokes literally scare me. He apologized and seemed to feel bad that his jokes made me scared

1:41.3

of him. Tonight, we were over three hours late to meet with his

1:45.0

brother to play games, watch movies, and eat dinner. When I was talking to him about us being late,

1:50.2

I noticed he sighed deeply, clenched his fist, and looked down at it as if he were making the

1:55.2

conscious choice not to punch me. Then, as I was saying goodbye to his brother, he comes into the room and says,

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She should say her permanent goodbyes. I asked him, what the hell? He said that it was a joke.

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