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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where O.P.'s friend might be attracted to newborn children. Am I the butthole for saying,

I don't want my girlfriend's friend around my newborn son anymore?

I'm a recently new father of a one-month-old and loving every second of it.

Everything is absolutely perfect and going a lot smoother than I expected.

However, something isn't sitting right with me,

and I can't tell if I'm overreacting or whether

I'm valid in my worry.

So, plenty of people come over to visit, and normally everything's fine with no issues whatsoever.

Eventually, another one of my girlfriend's friends came over to meet my son.

He comes over, and it all seems fine. Nothing out of the ordinary

until my girlfriend says, he needs changing. I say, sure thing, I'm on it. I pick up my son and

bring him over to the changing mat. Then the friend says this, I can't wait to watch you change

his nappy. There's an awkward silence, and my girlfriend laughs it off and says,

You're such a weirdo. I get this immense sinking feeling in my gut, and I immediately feel so worried.

I didn't know what to do, as I couldn't just suddenly say, he doesn't need changing anymore,

and it's also an open plan room layout.

I huddle over my son, making absolutely sure that he can't see my son from the angle that

he was at. And as I'm changing him, the guy stands up and walks over to try to look at my son.

I instantly put a new diaper on. I'm not sure whether he saw anything or not. I act casual and

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