r/AmITheA**hole My Baby "Assaulted" a Woman!

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4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP takes her one-year-old child to work for a "take your kid to work" day. Her pregnant coworker also shows up. OP's child, being a young kid, looks up the pregnant coworker's dress. The coworker absolutely loses her mind and says that OP's literal baby was mean to her, and that this is how predators are made. Lady, WHAT? He's literally 1-and-a-half years old. He's not attacking you, he's just a curious kid. Are you actually that insane? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where we the best post from a cross-reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash Amai the Butthole, where a woman claims that she was sexually abused by a baby.
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1:16.4	Am I the Butthole for telling my insane coworker that she was not victimized by a literal baby?
1:23.6	I'm a 28 year old woman, and I work with another woman who's 33 and is extremely pregnant at the moment.
1:30.4	She's on maternity leave and is taking time off right now, but she's very dedicated to keeping our entire office keyed into every little detail of her pregnancy.
1:39.2	She spams her alter-a-sounds and updates the baby bump pictures to the office group chat constantly.
1:45.2	She's also already had the baby shower and is still requesting more stuff for the baby from us.
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