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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole where Opie discovers that her husband is putting

pee-pee in her food.

Am I the butthole for wanting to divorce my husband because he added pee to my food?

I'm a 32-year-old woman, and I've been married to my husband, who's 36 for four years,

and I don't know who the F I married anymore.

So he's always had this weird fetish he told me about where he wanted to pee on my

face during the act and I was like, no, just no, I have never been into that. He asked a few times,

I always shut it down. He never pushed it, so I thought that was the end of it. I was wrong. A few months ago, I started noticing my food tasting weird.

Not like bad, like rotten, but just off.

Like my overnight oats, my yogurt bowls, sometimes my brewed coffee.

I thought maybe the fridge was messing up, but everything else tasted fine.

I threw out so much stuff thinking it was

spoiled, but it kept happening. But here's the thing. I never got sick. No stomach aches, no nothing.

So I started thinking maybe he was like poisoning me slowly or, I don't know, trying to drug me

or something. But it wasn't even making me sick,

so it made no sense. I was just super stressed. Also, like, why would he drug me? He's always

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