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Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole, where Opie's boyfriend believes that girls are not

allowed to fart. Am I the butthole because I farted and my boyfriend

got mad? I'm a 28 year old woman and my boyfriend is 30. We were cuddled up in bed under a blanket.

We weren't doing anything, just cuddled up. Randomly, I farted, literally out of nowhere and he

immediately jumped out of bed and said,

Okay, okay, I'm done, and started getting dressed saying, stuff like this irks me.

I replied, I understand, but that was completely unintentional, but also very natural.

His response, angrily, why would you fart in the bed under a blanket? I just sat

there, shocked, with absolutely no words. At that moment, my heart shattered into every tiny piece

imaginable. What should I do? I assumed coming into the story that maybe you two were

cuddling and he was the big spoon and you farted

on his dick. You know, I could see someone getting upset about that, but just a normal everyday

run-of-the-mill fart? Had to look this one up. The average person farts 12 to 15 times a day. That's

slightly more than one fart per hour. So I don't know what this guy expects

you to do. Part of being a human means that you fart sometimes. Hell, it's one of the funniest things

about being a human. Think about it. We're all born with built-in musical instruments that are

kind of stinky and also kind of funny. Down in the comments, Skylerour is looking on the bright side of things. He says,

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