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Welcome to R slash am I the butthole, where O.P. accidentally gets her entire family high. Am I the butthole for refusing to take any blame when my mom, sister, and

brother-in-law got high off my brownies? We live in Canada where THC is legal, so don't clutch

your pearls too hard. I like getting high. No shame in it. I don't drink and I don't smoke. I get

oil and I use it in my baking. My brownies were in my room,

in my closet under a pile of folded sweaters. The reason for that is my mom was visiting. Normally

I would keep the brownies in the pantry. I went out with friends and I invited my mom along. She said

that she would visit Kathy instead. Coolio, no problem with that. I went out to

dinner in a movie with friends. When I got home, I found out that my mom decided to invite my sister to

my house instead of going over there. The reason I know this is because they were all on my

couch, not moving, and barely blinking. They were also watching some

Korean TV show on Netflix without subtitles. This is only odd because we're originally from

Uruguay, not much crossover in the language. My brownie tray was also on my coffee table. I made them all drink water,

threw a blanket over them, and went to sleep. This morning, they lost their cool on me. That

I'm responsible for having that where anyone could get to it. That I should have called an ambulance

or something. That I ruined their virgin cannibodol receptors.

I'll admit that this last one is what I imagine they were trying to say while still high and

incoherence. I refused to take any responsibility for any of this. I did nothing wrong, but they're

pissed. The top comments from Thin Tradition is exactly what I was thinking.

Not the butthole.

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