r/AITA I Forced an Adult to Poo His Pants

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🗓️ 8 November 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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1:25.9	Acrobat. It's time to do your best work with your new Adobe Acrobat Studio. Welcome to R-slash, Am I the Butthole, where OP's actions cause a man to poop his pants. Am I the butthole for not giving up the bathroom to a Crohn's emergency resulting in their accident? I'm on a job with the porta-potty. My stomach's been a mexident, I'm on a job with the port-a-potty. My stomach's been a mexedant.
1:47.0	I'm on a job with the port-a-potty. My stomach's been a mess the past few days, so I'm not sure if I'm
1:52.8	getting sick or what. I'll leave it at that. I felt a bowel movement was coming on quickly, and I
1:59.2	hustle into the single-use portable bathroom. Before sitting
2:02.4	down, I grab a ball of toilet paper, a couple of pumps of Purell, and wipe off the seat. As I'm
2:07.9	doing this, I heard a guy hollering for me to wipe fast and exit. I responded, I just walked in,
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