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Must remember.

Do not forget.

Remind me to bring photo ID.

Reminder, set.

Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?

All right, love.

However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote in the elections in England on the 7th of May.

Find out more at electoral commission.org.uket slash voter ID.

Welcome to R-slash Am I the Butthole, where O.P. calls the cops on her husband's family.

Am I the butthole for getting the cops called on my husband's family during his planned barbecue?

I'm a 34-year-old woman, married to John for nine years.

We have three kids. I do not get along with John's family, but I play nice for his sake,

with the exception of his sister, who's 43, that we'll call Scum for the sake of this post.

Now, for the first five years of my marriage, Scum was my best friend.

We were inseparable, planned every event together. I stayed at her place often for girls' nights.

We even worked together. But back three years ago, Scum's husband laid hands on my son and bruised his face in three spots. He was six. My husband lost his school,

understandably, and threw hands. Scum's husband didn't fight back. He apparently only uses hands on

kids, not min his size. Scum took her husband's side, lied to the police about what happened,

claiming my son fell and my husband assumed

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