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r/AITA I Beat up My Girlfriend's Dad

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🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0

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1:01.8

butthole where OP gets into a fist fight with his girlfriend's father. Am I the butthole for

1:07.6

physically defending myself from a grown man when I was late bringing his

1:11.6

daughter home? I'm a 20-year-old guy dating a 20-year-old woman, and her father is 40. I'd taken an

1:17.9

interest in this girl, and before taking her out on our first date, I found out that she still

1:22.6

lived with her parents and she had a curfew. I respected that she was smart enough to pick a

1:27.1

college in her town and

1:28.4

stay with her parents. I planned on taking her to putt putt and then eat some tacos. Upon picking her up,

1:34.2

her father is this much older man and, according to my date, was very traditional on dating. He said

1:41.1

that I need to have her home by 9.30 sharp. I said okay and promised to take her home on

1:45.7

time. We had our date and it was a fun interaction. Unfortunately, on the way home, there was this

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