r/Bestof Boyfriend Tried to Kill Me with Shrimp

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0	It's that time of year again, Black Friday and Cyber Monday. If you run a business, you know how
0:05.5	stressful it gets. Orders flying in, inventory chaos, messages piling up. The first time I sold
0:11.8	during the holidays, I barely slept until I found Shopify. Shopify powers millions of businesses
0:18.6	around the world, from big brands to first-time entrepreneurs.
0:21.7	It takes you from chaos to chiching.
0:24.3	With thousands of templates, you can launch a beautiful, functional site fast.
0:28.6	It's AI tools, even help write product descriptions and headlines, saving you precious time.
0:34.2	And when things get hectic, Shopify's award-winning support team is there 24-7.
0:39.6	Plus, shop pay makes checkout effortless. Customers love it, and it boosts your conversions.
0:47.1	This Black Friday joined thousands of new entrepreneurs hearing that sound for the first time.
0:52.2	Sign up for your free trial at shopify.co.com.
0:54.7	Dot UK slash glassbox.
0:56.8	That's shopify.com.
0:57.8	UK slash glass box.
1:00.4	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns
1:03.6	with cheese and ketchup.
1:05.1	It's not a burger.
1:06.0	That patty is actually sausage,
1:07.5	which makes this a sandwich.
1:09.0	A breakfast sausage sandwich.
1:10.5	The new 199 sausage sandwich
1:12.1	from McDonald's made with RSPCA, short pork, until 11 a.m.
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