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dot-co.uk slash podcast to learn more. Welcome to R-slash-M-I-the the butthole, where Opie has to start using her father's underwear

to mop up his piss.

Am I the butthole for using my dad's underwear to make a point about the toilet seat?

I'm a 21-year-old woman, and I live with my parents and younger sister who's 13.

We have a two-bedroom apartment with one

bathroom, so all of us share it. The problem is my dad doesn't lift the toilet seat when he

pees, and he ends up leaving splash marks on the seat, refuses to clean up after himself too.

It isn't just about how it looks. It also smells and makes it inconvenient for me, my sister, and

my mother to use the bathroom, checking for stains every time. We've told him many times over

the years to just lift the seat, but he refuses or ignores it. At one point, when my younger

sister was like nine, she used to sit without thinking much and got a skin rash. I was really frustrated,

and it kind of blew up for me recently. I told my dad that if he kept leaving the seat dirty,

I would start cleaning it with his underwear. He didn't take me seriously, so I actually did it.

Whenever I found stains, I used one of his clean underwear to wipe it. I even used

the ones he kept as backup. Eventually, he ran out of clean underwear and the ones left smelled. So,

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