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slash am i the butthole where opi's scummy family wants a cut of her $2 million lottery winnings.

Our next post is an update to a post that I did a couple of weeks ago.

As a quick recap in the original post, O.P. is a homeowner and this random pregnant lady

knocks on his door and asks to give birth in his bedroom because this was the house that she was born in,

so she wants to give birth to her baby here too.

Well, about three weeks later, OP post an update.

Last week, Friday, at about 1.30, I get a knock and a heavy pounding at my door.

I go to answer, wondering just who the hell would be visiting me in the middle of the night, when I see a familiar face at the door. I go to answer, wondering just who the hell would be visiting me in the middle of the night

when I see a familiar face at the door. It's the pregnant woman with her husband or boyfriend or

partner, I don't know what, and two women who I assume are midwives. From what I gather, the pregnant

lady went into labor earlier that day and was hoping that I changed my mind and I

haven't and I asked them all to leave. The woman starts having either a breakdown or a contraction

or something because she just starts screaming in my driveway. One of the other women,

sorry, this is ridiculous. One of the other women in the group explains to me that they

drove four hours to get there and if I wouldn't mind setting them up, she tells me that the

pregnant lady told them that she had arranged for this house and that she was nearly ready to push.

From what I understood, the pregnant lady had lied to her midwife about me agreeing to this, and essentially tried to trick her into forcing me into letting this happen in my house.

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